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November 7th, 2009

So bad it's hysterical

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Still holding off on the concert report until I get the pics from [info]doombuggie, but this is the opening act.

Yes, this song was performed. There was a cover of "Beth" by Kiss as well.

Snape's career choices sans Voldemort

[info]fayzbub posting in [info]snapedom
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I've been wondering lately what Snape would have done with his life had he not come under the influence of Voldemort. I doubt he'd have gone into teaching at all. But it occurred to me that we really are not shown such a lot of choice of career in the wizarding world, and this is probably because of the fact that Harry is concentrating on other more pressing matters during his years at Hogwarts. But the Ministry seems to be the big employer, with a few other bits and pieces such as dress shops (Madame Malkin's), inn-keepers (Tom and Rosmerta), Borgin and Burkes, Ollivanders, etc. None of which I can really see Snape working in (although there's a few Snapefen I imagine who wouldn't mind him measuring us up for a new dress at Madame Malkin's LOL!)

I'd love to know of other options the members here might come up with for a satisfying career for Severus. I've written one fic "Back to Basics" where he abandons the wizarding world and lives out his life amongst the Muggles, running a string of naturopathy shops. Of course he'd be successful since his potions would work!

But that then gave rise to another question: would magic potions work on Muggles? We see Mr Weasely in hospital not responding at all well to stitches after Nagini attacked him, so I wondered if the same held true for Muggles' response to potions.

I look forward to the birth of plot bunnies!

Alison

Full Moon

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Title: Full Moon
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Severus is never shy to give his opinion, and neither is Harry.
Word Count: 100
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Er, humor. *g*
A/N: Written for [info]veridian_dair, who yet again managed to successfully guess which fic was mine in the [info]snarry_ldws week 7 competition. Also, please to be excusing the lame title.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Full Moon

Drabble: Full Moon

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Title: Full Moon
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary: Severus is never shy to give his opinion, and neither is Harry.
Word Count: 100
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Er, humor. *g*
A/N: Written for [info]veridian_dair, who yet again managed to successfully guess which fic was mine in the [info]snarry_ldws week 7 competition. Also, please to be excusing the lame title.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Full Moon )

FIC: Stating the Obvious

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Title: Stating the Obvious (written for Week Seven /[info]snarry_ldws on LJ)
Author: [info]joanwilder (RaeWhit)
Pairing: Harry/Snape
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Word Count: 300
Genre/Cliché: Romance
Word: disfavor
Summary: Knowing the truth is important, but hearing the words, priceless.
A/N: ♥ to [info]jadzialove for beta reading. I owe drabbles to [Unknown LJ tag] (who clearly has my M.O.), and [info]lemondropseven for correctly guessing my entry! I'm working on 'em.

Stating the Obvious

oh damn

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Can't seem to wake up.

Concert account will come when I get pix from [info]doombuggie.

I sleep more.

6th November 2009 20:34 - Lost and Held

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Title: Lost and Held
Author: [info]gatewaygirl
Characters: Sirius, Peter
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Castration, sex, cross-dressing, manipulation
Themes/kinks chosen: Eunuchs/Castrati, Costumes
Word Count: 5,317
Summary: An accident gives Sirius and Peter a shared secret
Author's notes: November prompts included the theme "eunuchs/castrati". It's listed in the tags as "castration", which would have been a rather different story. I have been as accurate as I could manage with the theme, but certainly do not guarantee all details are correct. ;-) Thanks to Clauclauclaudia for very short-notice beta work.


Lost and Held )

Issue #779: Thursday/Friday, November 5/6, 2009

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Hello, and welcome to the latest issue of [info]snapenews. Thank you all for your continuing support and useful links! Feel free to comment (either below or at snapenews@gmail.com) and let us know how we're doing!

COMMUNITIES

  • [info]snupin_santa is looking for a pinch hitter. For more info, click here

    CHALLENGES/CONTESTS

  • This week's challenge on [info]snupin100 is The Games We Play.
  • This week's challenge on [info]snarry100 is Methods of Communication.
  • This week's challenge on [info]quiz_sshg is Save our Snape
  • Sign-ups for [info]wizard_love (the het art and fic exchange) remain open for five more days. For more info, click here.

    REC LISTS/ARCHIVE UPDATES

  • The [info]hgss_digest has been updated here.

    DISCLAIMERS: The warnings listed here are those given by the artist/author/poet. Please pay attention to all ratings and warnings when following links.

    We aim to bring you the latest Snape-centric items in the fandom but some might slip through the net! You can help to ensure this doesn't happen by sending us links via email to snapenews@gmail.com. There are submission guidelines in the [info]snapenews user profile, but for the 'Today in' sections we just require the basic title/creator/rating/warnings/link info.
  • Gratitudes - Day 351

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    Thursday
    1. Peanut butter sandwich! First one in a while, too
    2. Sleeping in more
    3. Finished a book
    4. Drinking water, water
    5. Exchanging texts with someone I normally don't

    It Sucks to be Severus Snape (Part 11)

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    Title: It Sucks to be Severus Snape, Part 11
    Rating: This part PG-13 (overall fic NC-17 in places)
    Disclaimer: Belongs to J.K. Rowling.
    Warnings/Enticements: *EWE, WIP.*
    Betas: Unbeta'd from here on out, 'cause I'd rather post than edit while I have momentum. I'm open to making edits though, and if anyone can keep up with me (ever day, sort of thing) I'm up for it.
    Summary: Crazy initiations, people out to kill them, and really biting sarcasm--it's just another day in the life for Snape and Harry.

    Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11

    Friends and Allies

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    Title: Friends and Allies
    Challenge: #306: Five Senses: Smell
    Word Count: 5 x 100
    Rating: PG-13
    Pairing: None.
    Summary: Remus makes a plan, finds replacement travel friend.

    November 6th, 2009

    New Game

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    Title: New Game
    Author: [info]alisanne
    Word Count: 100
    Rating: PG
    Challenge: Written for [info]snupin100's prompt #233: The games we play
    Characters: Remus/Severus
    Beta: [info]sevfan
    Authors Notes: Excuse the silliness and special thanks to the slashchat girls for inspiring me. *g*
    Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

    New Game

    Subtle Communication

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    Title: Subtle Communication
    Author: [info]sweetmelodykiss
    Pairing: Severus/Harry
    Rating: R
    Warnings: None
    Word Count: 100
    Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
    [info]snarry100 Challenge #187: Methods of Communication

    Subtle Communication

    Drabble: New Game

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    Title: New Game
    Author: [info]alisanne
    Word Count: 100
    Rating: PG
    Challenge: Written for [info]snupin100's prompt #233: The games we play
    Characters: Remus/Severus
    Beta: [info]sevfan
    Authors Notes: Excuse the silliness and special thanks to the slashchat girls for inspiring me. *g*
    Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

    New Game )

    Subtle Communication

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    Title: Subtle Communication
    Author: [info]sweetmelodykiss
    Pairing: Severus/Harry
    Rating: R
    Warnings: None
    Word Count: 100
    Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
    [info]snarry100 Challenge #187: Methods of Communication

    Subtle Communication )

    [info]ellid posting in [info]snape100
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    Title: Chasing the Wolf, X
    Challenges: smell [info]snape100, Ministry of Magic [info]lupin100
    Word Count: 100
    Note: this continues the de-aged Snape plot begun a couple of weeks ago. He is now a teenager physically but still lacks most of his memories.



    Lupin did not react immediately. Severus pressed closer, drinking in the scent of his shaving lotion. Images flashed through his brain: werewolf, man, boy, adult, teacher, lover -

    "No. No!" Remus yanked free with a desperate shove. "You're a child! Stop it!"

    "I'm not a child." Severus' voice was deeper now, his hair longer. He watched as Remus' eyes widened at the changes. "The more I'm with you, the closer I am to myself. You know I'm right."

    "The Ministry lists you - "

    "The Ministry can go hang." Severus touched his cheek. "Don't send me back."

    "I - "


    TBC…and yes, for those who have followed so patiently, the end is in sight. :D

    Just WOW

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    Concert was epic.

    Voltaire is a Messenger of Fate.

    More later.

    November 5th, 2009

    Drabble: Seeing Stars

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    Title: Seeing Stars
    Author: [info]alisanne
    Word Count: 100
    Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
    Rating: PG
    Challenge: Written for [info]hd100's prompt: Autumn and, happily, it also works for [info]hd_fluff's prompt: leaves. ;)
    Author's Notes: Sexual content.
    Beta: [info]sevfan
    Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

    Seeing Stars )

    FIC: There Had Been a Plan (PG)

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    Title: There Had Been a Plan
    Author: Leela ([info - personal] leela_cat)
    Pairing: Severus/Harry
    Rating: PG
    Warnings/Enticements: Highlight to view: * Dark themes, character death *
    Word Count: ~630
    Beta: [info - personal] batdina
    Summary: Ginny still hears Tom's voice in her head.
    A/N: For [info - personal] eeyore9990, as a consolation prize for losing the jello wrestling poll.

    Click to read There Had Been a Plan on my IJ.

    FIC: There Had Been a Plan (Severus/Harry ~ PG)

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    Title: There Had Been a Plan
    Author: Leela ([info - personal] leela_cat)
    Pairing: Severus/Harry
    Rating: PG
    Warnings/Enticements: Highlight to view: * Dark themes, character death *
    Word Count: ~630
    Beta: [info - personal] batdina
    Summary: Ginny still hears Tom's voice in her head.
    A/N: For [info - personal] eeyore9990, as a consolation prize for losing the jello wrestling poll.

    Click to read There Had Been a Plan )
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